FCB Zalachenko

Cristian "Zalachenko" Gonzalez
Cristian "Zalachenko" Gonzalez is a shitty Falco main in Melee and an even shittier Wolf main in PM that has been getting less shitty every time he plays with his FCBretherens, and continues to rise up the ranks of the CC Melee/PM scene. Cristian gets his tag "Zalachenko" from the name of the main antagonist of the subpar "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" books.

Early Life
Cristian was born in CC and had an okay childhood and learned how to ride a bike and such and started playing Melee at a young age. He started to play Falco the most out of every other character and began to learn the basics of his character early on. This would play a key role in picking his main later on.

Introduction to Competitive Super Smash Bros. Melee
As most of the Smash community has, Cristian watched a documentary on the story of competitive Melee called The Smash Brothers. This documentary played a monumental part in the increase of the competitive Melee scene and also compelled Cristian to play Melee at a competitive level. He began playing with some friends in high school and later met up with Julius (Jelly Biscuits ) and some other future members of FCB.

Life with FCB
Cristian hangs with his fellow FCB members at Whataburger and Jelly Biscuit 's ghetto garage any chance he gets in hopes of becoming less free and to become more of a challenge to other people. He practices his tech skill occasionally, but is limited because he doesn't have a CRT. :< He's also obtained an insanely fat cock since joining.

Accomplishments

 * 3 stocked Jelly Biscuits 's fraudulent FoxZalachenko3.jpg
 * Beat Jelly Biscuits's Sheik with his Falco
 * Beat Weible's Lucas with a character Cristian was still learning with a third-party controller
 * Beat Empress's Ganondorf in Ganondorf dittos
 * Not a cuck :^)